o Now directly to your cell phone, e-mail, or Blackberry! Does reading the full-text Bible lesson take far too much of your precious time and the fun out of life? Have Twitter-sized snippets from the week's lesson sent directly to you for noshing on at convenient moments. You'll never again be without these uplifting thoughts for the week. Also available are your daily Christian Science inspired horoscopes and eriscopes. Note that the eriscopes will only be sent to those 18 and older. For details see the Church web site.
o Does the nuisance of getting all gussied up and wasting time and gas driving to church twice a week get your goat? Subscribe to inspiring DVD highlights from the previous month's MC Sunday services and Wednesday meetings. A month's excerpts will conveniently fit on one 60-minute disc, so no service will take more than a seven or eight minute bite out of your hectic schedule. Don't let ho-hum church services play havoc with your life. See the Church web site for details.
o Don't we all want quick and undemanding relief from our problems? Sign up for Pick-a-Prayer on our web site. Type in your problem and several thoughtful, personalized prayers will instantly appear. Just pick the one or ones you like. This service is also available to those who are under medical care or who are taking medicine, but who still feel the need of a belt to back up their galluses. See the Church web site for further details.
o Become inspired as you never thought you could be! Order a two DVD set of excerpts from the Gill bio of MBE, read with loving care and verve by members of the Church BOD. "Believe me, we had to fight over the limited recording time available", said one board member. See the Church web site for the exciting details.
o Tired of lugging around and wrestling with the Bible and writings of MBE? All the essential bits from the Bible and writings of MBE are now available in one small, easy-to-read volume which fits comfortably and inobtrusively in a shirt pocket. Saves valuable space on your desk or book shelf as well. See the Church web site for details.
o Does the thought of trying to stay awake through another lecture give you the fantods? Powerful excerpts from six lectures are now available on 70-minute DVD's. Imagine the easy uplift that will be yours as you sit and enjoy these lectures in the jammied and bunny-slippered comfort of your own home. These discs could also be sent to other churches in your area, and packs of 50 discs are available for handing out to your church's visitors. See the Church website for details. Selected complete lectures may also be available at no charge for the cost of shipping and handling.
o Why endure the drudgery of applying separately for membership in the MC (if you are not a member already), Journal listing as a practitioner, and to receive Normal instruction which qualifies you to become an official teacher yourself? We now have the new Insta-Pro Application Package that makes possible applying for all three in one easy step, and no mentor is required. Wow! The recommended/required donations for Journal listing and Normal instruction are noted on the form, which can be completed on-line or via hard-copy. See our Church web site for details. Why delay for one more day this important and potentially lucrative step? For a special, generous surcharge this process can be greatly expedited. Also note that for your protection it will be necessary to sign a statement of unquestioning fealty to the BOD.